Movie: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, 1 hour in length, showing from 5:00-6:00 pm on Sunday, December 21, 2014. FREE Admission. A faithful film adaptation of the book of the same name by Barbara Robinson, which stars Loretta Swit, one of the principal actors in the long running series, M*A*S*H. When the former director of the church Christmas pageant is unable to direct again, Grace reluctantly takes over and must deal with six misfit children from a difficult family situation who threaten to wreak havoc on the pageant. Free popcorn will be provided.